The Republic of Miami Lakes is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.194 billion Miami Lakesians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The thriving Miami Lakesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,568 trillion El Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 64,843 El Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,753 per year while the poor average 11,506, a ratio of 21.8 to 1.

Eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, Miami Lakes has designated Miami Lakes City as its capital city, and Catholics has been named as Miami Lakes's national religion. Crime is moderate. Miami Lakes's national animal is the El Sinsonte, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholics.

Miami Lakes is ranked 89,439^th in the world and 3,597^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 25.13 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.